Funny sms; 9386 messages
Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath
faraz
naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar
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Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
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RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
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TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
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Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'
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Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
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Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
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I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..
“Bechaarii”
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
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Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
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admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
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"veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
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Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
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Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
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Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
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"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
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3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
rhe the,
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namak kam lga...
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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
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Sb baithe rahe...
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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
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Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
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"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
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Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
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